ZOMG that dog must die! Retraining is not an option!!111!!1It's pretty screwed that a K-9 handler's dog managed to escape. It's even more screwed that it attacked someone. But what's most screwed is that the guy who was attacked wants the dog to be euthanased. Now that the cops have retrained the dog, I'm sure they'll just leap at that option...not ( Read more... )

I let my 13 month old son run amok in the dog park with all the dogs! What? Is there something wrong with that? Because everyone is always totally honest and forthright about how their dogs are with kids, I know I'll never have to worry! And no one has ever grumbled and left the park because they'd rather deny their dog exercise than risk a ( Read more... )

Let's start off with this gem:
Man wins fight with vicious pit bull - which is reported over 20 times in different newspapers across the country. The story? An awesomely vicious "pit bulldog" weighing 8 million pounds was on a seek and destroy mission. His target? A 200 pound truck driver. So, this really vicious dog automatically goes for the guy's ( Read more... )

Look at me! I am a super special super-hot celebrity with a super special hot-hot megastar husband! My life is just about butterflies and sunflowers perfect! Guess what, though? Those Rottweilers of his have GOT TO GO before they EAT my children! Think of the children! Listen to my plight and spread the mass hysteria!Realllly hope he dumps her. ( Read more... )

A really cool Senator has this to say about dog attacks, "A 50-pound child being attacked by a 50-pound dog is tantamount to an adult being attacked by a lion."

Only in America, people, only in America. A lioness (that's a girl!) weighs around 300 pounds, a lion around 400 pounds. I weigh 130 pounds. In my crazy head, I'd take the 130 pound dog over ( Read more... )

Quick snark on a co-worker, who I generally love, but she's a bit of a twit, dog wise, I guess.

Oh, I had a GSD, back when the kids were little, but that dog was all weird with the kids, making them go a certain direction, nipping them, and chasing them... we couldn't trust her, so we put her to sleep.So, you euth'd a HERDING dog, for HERDING your ( Read more... )

So why is it that I always say that kids should not be allowed to walk dogs? Oh yes! I remember now.

Little Allison is a stunning example.Allison is approximately 6 years old. She probably weighs 50lbs, at most. She's about the normal height for a 6 year old, which is what, three apples tall ( Read more... )

Okay, so like this lady has a dog, and this dog like totally bit a 10-yr old kid in the face requiring 26 stitches and plastic surgery.

But the owner is super pissed off that her dog that "wakes my children up by going into their bedrooms and eating licking their faces" is being compared to three pit bulls who attacked people....aka "those dogs."

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Dobermans and German Shepherds will eat them!

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